3 old ladies are sitting at a table and start bragging their sons. 1st old lady - "My son works for the church. He is a Deacon. When people walk up to him, they say 'Your excellency!'" 2nd old lady - "Big deal! My son is a Cardinal. When people walk up to him, they say 'Your eminence!'" The 3rd old lady sits there for a moment and says "My son is 6 ft 10, 355 lbs. When people walk up to him they exclaim 'OH MY GOD!!!!!!'" NOTE: for those that don't do ft or lbs, it is approximately 209 cm and 161 kg.
